Friday, April 25, 2003

i think a guy I work with eats "Jackass Flakes" brand cereal

Wednesday, April 23, 2003

This Joke just in from my pal Mike

New Texas Quarters Recalled

(Reuters) The United States Treasury has announced they are recalling the new Texas quarters.

"We are recalling all of the new Texas quarters that were recently issued," Treasury Undersecretary Russell Shackelford said in a press conference Monday.

This comes in the wake of numerous reports to this agency that the quarters will not work in parking meters, toll booths, vending machines, pay phones, or other coin-operated devices.

"We believe the problem lies in a design flaw," said Shackelford.

The winning design for the Texas quarter was submitted by Texas A&M student William Robert Doutrieux.

Apparently, the duct tape holding the two dimes and nickel together keeps jamming the coin-operated devices.

Monday, April 21, 2003

Email spam

do not know why people emailing me thinking I want bigger penis, perkier breasts, viagra, xanax, or a better mortgage rate. Don't they think if I wanted these things, I would go find it for myself?

Well, I kinda like the 'perky breasts' idea....

Today. 4pm. I am going to a mortgage broker to discuss selling the condoo, and buying a real-er house.



Tuesday, April 15, 2003

I sent an update to a cousin, and realized it would fit here very nicely.

My update:
Digestion is getting better, I have started eating MUCH less, and it helps. Apparently I have some diverticulitis, and the light eating and mecidation has helped close it up for a while.

When I got this respiratory thing, I had to take a few days from work, and stay in bed. that helped my knee to heal up, and I am not limping at all anymore

Sara and I have decided the condo is much too small, we will be talking to my mortgage broker later this week to see what we can jointly qualify for, and start looking to sell the condo and buy a house. Looking in San Jose, Willow Glen, Campbell and Boulder Creek

Work is going very well, I enjoy management, getting paid to tell people what to do suits me.

The Harley went in for it's annual tune up, I pick it up this evening with a clean bill of health. The Superhawk is still in shop for ITS tune up, but should be ready later this week. And I am looking at a 1968 Honda CB 160 as a new addition.

That's about it.

Monday, April 14, 2003

total writer's block. I got NOTHING.

are we gonna attack Syria next?

Saturday, April 05, 2003

just saw the coolest ad ever on eBay

Thursday, April 03, 2003

great news, I went to visit Dr. Nguyen this afternoon. She said I do NOT have S.A.R.S.

but I do have an upper respiratory infection, that keeps trying to heal, but I keep getting sick again, and aggrivating it. (everyone at work seems to be coughing and sick)

The answer? heavy duty antibiotics, some heavy duty cough syrup for at night, and a reccomendation of staying in bed for a long weekend.

I am there now.

Bad news, the 'd' key on my laptop keyboard has gone intermittent. Not good news for IBM. Hello? it is less than 3 months old!

so if my messages look wier it may be cause the amn d key is intermittent.

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