Wednesday, March 17, 2004

St. Paddy's Day Jokes, in honor of my dear friend Jack


An Irish guy was walking down the road and he sees a bottle. He picks it up and rubs it. An Irish genie appears and says "I'll be grantin' ye three wishes."

The Irishman replies "I want an endless bottle of Murphy's"

Genie says? "Your wish is my command"

The Irishman takes the bottle of drinks it down and it magically is filled up again with the sweet sweet Murphy's Ale.

The Irishman then says "That was grand. I'll be takin two more of those"


A Texan walks into a pub in Ireland and clears his voice to the crowd of drinkers. He says, "I hear you Irish are a bunch of hard drinkin' mothers. I'll give $500 to anybody in here who can drink 10 pints of Murphy's back-to-back."

The room is quiet and no one takes of the Texan's offer. One man even leaves.

Thirty minutes later the same gentleman who left reappears and taps the Texan on the shoulder. "Is your bet still good?", asks the Irishman.

The Texan says yes and asks the bartender to line up 10 pints. Immediately the Irishman tears into all 10 of the pint glasses drinking them all back-to-back. The other pub patrons cheer as the Texan sits in amazement.

The Texan gives the Irishman the $500 and says, "If ya don't mind me askin' where did you go for that 30 minutes you were gone?".

The Irishman replies, "Oh...I had to go to the pub down the street to see if I could do it first".

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