charles statman

I know, I have not written since last Friday. It's been really hectic at work, and I just have not had time or energy. fortunately, my pal Tom sent me a "little Johnny" joke, and I included it below, it reminded me to stop and live.

The Sprinter went into Jesse's Happy Vans for cabin outfitting on Monday. It should be ready today, I'll call and find out. If it is ready, I'll ride over on the Bullet, toss it in back, and motor home.

Bullet! My pal Matt got a Bullet 350 like mine on Saturday. Julz forwarded email from someone who was selling his. I bought it, the price was great. Then If Sara wanted it??? which she did not, so Matt wanted it. Sold. We have ridden around on matching bullets, AND we have matching Sprinters. Sara says we are gay. :)

Had Indian food the other day. My experience was nice, not like this gals.

Sorry, brief update, but got to get back to work.

Little Johnny Strikes Again

A grade school teacher in Kentucky asked her students to use the word "fascinate" in a sentence.

Molly put up her hand and said, "My family went to my granddad's farm, and we all saw his pet sheep. It was fascinating." The teacher said, "That was good, but I wanted you to use the word "fascinate, not fascinating".

Sally raised her hand. She said, "My family went to see Rock City and I was fascinated." The teacher said, "Well, that was good Sally, but I wanted you to use the word "fascinate."

Little Johnny raised his hand. The teacher hesitated because she had been burned by Little Johnny before.

She finally decided there was no way he could damage the word "fascinate", so she called on him.

Johnny said, "My aunt Gina has a sweater with ten buttons, but her tits are so big she can only fasten eight."

# posted by cstatman : 2:05 PM