Thursday, July 03, 2008

An old Jewish man was finally allowed to leave the Soviet Union, to emigrate to Israel. When he was searched at the Moscow airport, the customs official found a bust of Lenin.

The customs officer asked, What is that?
The old man replies,
What is that? What is that?
Don't say What is that?
Say Who is that?
That is Lenin! The genius who thought up this worker's paradise!

The official laughed and let the old man through.

The old man arrived at Tel Aviv airport, where an Israeli customs official found the bust of Lenin.

The customs officer asked, What is that?
The old man replies
What is that? What is that?
Don't say What is that?
Say Who is that?
That is Lenin! The son of a bitch! I will put him on display in my toilet for all the years he prevented an old man from coming home.

The official laughed and let him through.

When he arrived at his family's house in Jerusalem, his grandson saw him unpack the bust.

The grandson asked him, Who is that??
The old man replied,
Who is that? Who is that?
Don't say Who is that?
Say What is that?
That, my child, is eight pounds of gold!




Viva Joe Horn! Acquitted yesterday. srsly, watch the video of the police touring his home after the shooting, in the bottom rt corner of the page. He's a Texan, and just tryin to do the right thing.

From Ernie:
You're an illegal alien. An illegal alien and a career criminal. You're a illegal alien and career criminal who is trespassing. You're an illegal alien and career criminal who is trespassing for the purpose of committing a felony. You're an illegal alien and career criminal who is trespassing for the purpose of committing a felony in Texas. As in the Lone Star state. As in the Wild West, and Curly Bill Brocius, and Bonnie and Clyde, and Remember the Alamo, and Don't Mess With Texas, and all that good shit, right? So let me get this straight. You're an illegal alien and career criminal who is trespassing for the purpose of committing a felony in Texas -- just what. the. fuck. did. you. think. was. gonna. happen?

If I lived in his neighborhood I'd take down my, "House Protected By Smith And Wesson" window tag, and replace it with one that read, "House Protected By Joe Horn." I'll bet crime drops to virtually nil in that neighborhood for quite some time.

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