Friday, April 09, 2010


for the record? I just unleashed the most AWESOME fart of my life.

raisin bran for breakfast

Cheesesteak and a big Sprite for lunch

got back to the office, ran into the facilities, because I THOUGHT I had a clinker brewing.

sat, prepared, and VOILA, the most brilliant, resonant, gigantic fart EVER!

I was able to do it with confidence, because I was right there, if it was the poop I thought it was, would have unloaded in the proper receptacle

it was great
I released..... , and ..... BLAMMO!

loud, long, large, and spectacularly satisfying.

that is all.

are you serious? only you.
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