Friday, April 09, 2010
WARNING. GUY Stuff
for the record? I just unleashed the most AWESOME fart of my life.
raisin bran for breakfast
Cheesesteak and a big Sprite for lunch
got back to the office, ran into the facilities, because I THOUGHT I had a clinker brewing.
sat, prepared, and VOILA, the most brilliant, resonant, gigantic fart EVER!
I was able to do it with confidence, because I was right there, if it was the poop I thought it was, would have unloaded in the proper receptacle
but?
it was great
I released..... , and ..... BLAMMO!
loud, long, large, and spectacularly satisfying.
that is all.
for the record? I just unleashed the most AWESOME fart of my life.
raisin bran for breakfast
Cheesesteak and a big Sprite for lunch
got back to the office, ran into the facilities, because I THOUGHT I had a clinker brewing.
sat, prepared, and VOILA, the most brilliant, resonant, gigantic fart EVER!
I was able to do it with confidence, because I was right there, if it was the poop I thought it was, would have unloaded in the proper receptacle
but?
it was great
I released..... , and ..... BLAMMO!
loud, long, large, and spectacularly satisfying.
that is all.

